want! or want my dog to sit still enough to do this

want! or want my dog to sit still enough to do this
oldmanmuir-deactivated20140716 asked: “Such a lovely pessimist :P You'll enjoy tomorrow in spite of yourself.”

i consider myself more of a realist than a pessimist. i havent really been ddrinking recently but i have no other way to deal with all this shit. so maybe i wont have a bad hangover, but thats not really what im seeing as happening
oldmanmuir-deactivated20140716 asked: “Don't worry about the terrible day, there is a good tomorrow to warm your toes on the way...”

hope so, but thie hangover im expecting tomorrow and the 10am cllass i have suggest otherqwise. thanks anyway
oldmanmuir-deactivated20140716 asked: “Happy Wednesday beautiful person :)”

thanks sweetie, i usually love wednesdays cuz i dont have as many classes. buuuuut today has been particularly terrible so i appreciate it

alright guys im drunk

 like 7 glasses of franzia in the past 1.75 hours drunk. i mean, my speech is slurred and my visipn is blurred, but my typing skills have only slightly decreased. what does this say about me? do i have a problem?

i mean.. im mad at my boyfriend so what else am i supposed to do?

coach&i discuss jesus

  • 9 30 on a thursday night. what do you think jesus would be doing?
    coach:
  • smokin bowls and drinkin beers
    me:
  • i hope thats what he'd be doing
    coach:

“For bacteria, chloaramphenicol fucks with the protein synthesis required to replicate DNA and form new cells. It fucks with it because it affects some messenger RNA that codes for proteins. This fucking with might occur because the fuckin antibiotic shit decreases the ability of mRNA to bind with the ribosomes at translation sites, not allowing them fuckin ribosomes tomove. Or it might work loike aminoacyl tRNA, which is how cells know to stop producting certain protein (Umbreit 1976).”

– currently one of the paragraphs in the intro of the lab report im writing, due at 9 am. probably  handing it in this way to see if my undergrad ta even cares and cuz LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE!!!

“Dude, what if unicorns and dragons only see us when they take lsd”

– my little brother, daniel

the sickest shit ever right hurr